Happy Helling, you more than deserve it
by Bryce Martin


Today's News flash:

9:29 AM ET

BAGHDAD - A suicide car bomber struck the police headquarters in Basra on Tuesday, killing at least three officers and wounding 20 people amid fears over the southern city's deteriorating security situation.

I see another suicide bomber has changed his address. It's amazing that Hell is still taking on such willing new residents after all these years. Amazing. Some people will do anything to get there. Well, happy gnashing. Just don't expect a vase of flowers. Uh, can I get you a water? Just kidding. I imagine you'll hear a bunch of those type jokes from now on, forever, actually.

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