Monday, February 22, 2010

My name for Nashville's downtown arena

Ready? The Rubber Room.

Ice hockey has the highest profile of any regular tenant at the place. And it's a wild and crazy sport. Plus, it's goodbye Sommet Center and hello Bridgestone Center.

Welcome to The Rub-berrrrr Rooooooommm.

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Monday, February 15, 2010

Dubious distinction

I've created a new word -- soaprah
Soaprah: def. An afternoon television talk show hosted by a female in the mold of Oprah Winfrey.

I want to tell my story on Oprah
My story is a real life soaprah
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