Media Gives Hollywood Free Reign Setting Moral Standards

Lindsay Lohan has decided she wants to mentor young girls, part of a plan her lawyer says involves turning her life around. Where else but Hollywood? A lesbian mentoring young girls? As part of the same world, Carmen Electra says she is proud of having the third most covers for Playboy. -30-

Tennessee Titans 2013 Key Positional Analysis

QB -- The Titans need one. Jake Locker is not the guy. WR -- The Titans always need a receiver. Oh, they draft them, and even sometimes acquire them, but they need A receiver. DE -- Oh where oh where is a pass rusher available? RB -- A bigger version of Chris Johnson would be nice. A north and south version. LB -- They need a bruiser, one who makes a tackle and then pounds his chest afterward. The defense is lifeless all around. Head Coach -- Munchak is woefully mediocre. Also, he doesn't need to jump around on the sideline to be effective but he doesn't need to be so constrained either that he makes Tom Landry look antimated. K -- Put the franchise tag on Bironas if need be. He skanked a few last year but he's one of the better field goal kickers of all time. Look it up.