Obamacare: Oh, why can't we see

Poor dumb us.

We conservatives, if we could only see that the health care reform, let's call it Obamacare, is the answer to our needs for most of us. If only we were a little brighter. If we were, we would realize that all the things we speak against in the reform are false, that the things we feel are really important and need to be in the proposal, well, they really are in there.

If only we were not being brainwashed by conservative radio and television talk show hosts. If only Nancy, Barack and Harry could just get their message through with us really paying attention.

Here is what we know and what we always know to be true: Any time our government wants to give us something there will be strings attatched. It will not be exactly as stated. And those strings are there to keep us bound. And those strings are there to sneak in more government control in other areas. We know democrats want to control our every move.

More importantly, the vast majority knows what it smells like on the bottom, and this one doesn't pass the smell test. Never did.

Of course, there is something to be said about our lack of intelligence all the way around. Just look who we've elected.

Poor dumb us.

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Living among the rocks makes you rock-brained

Why would bin Laden want to take claim for some adherent catching his shorts on fire in the name of Allah? Even in desperation it seems a dubious thing to take credit for.

The reason is obvious. He thinks that all such acts are distractions to our daily lives as Americans, and that makes them all victories for his cause, which is: if you are not a part of our religion then you need to be eradicated. That would almost be sinisterly noble if not for it being a wrong and thus doomed religion.

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Obama's failings are our vestiges of hope

I keep reading and hearing about people "who want Barack Obama to fail," as if that is a putdown on Obama being black. I, for one, want Obama to fail. Because if he does not fail, then that means his liberal agenda is being railroaded through and we are on our way to becoming part of an international government. Obama is not leading our country. His goal all along has been to reshape our country, not lead it, into a socialistic network.

We want him to fail so his programs will fail with him. Yes, we want him to fail. Any real American would.

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The plan is God's plan

Headlines are blaring about how Sarah Palin used the words "God's plan" when she was first asked how she felt about being John McCain's running mate.

Since everything is "God's plan" why is it singled out?

Only one reason. The godless liberals find it odd, any believe in God.

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McGwire is still a big phony

I have no information on why Mark McGwire would want to get back into baseball as a coach. I can guess though that if he had the bucks he would stay away and remain in hiding. He needs the money. I'd bet on it. To get back in, he had to fess up, admit what we knew, that he was a cheater who took steroids.

After he came clean, some came to his side and told how they really respected him and how he stood tall in his disclosure. Bull. It was necessary to clear the air and start drawing his first check. Like I said, if he was still financially secure, there is no confession. Period.

Even his confession was phony. He said he did it for health reasons, not to add strength. Does he really think we would believe that? When you develop a massive, cartoon-type superhero body such as he did, you don't think about the strength aspect? Or the acne that goes with it? You don't know the side effects?

Please.

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Update on Reid

News headline: Reid Says He Will Not Dwell on Obama Controversy

Neat twist. We don't care what Reid will or will not dwell on. The fact that we're dwelling on it is what matters.

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Reid is clearly right on Obama... Duh

Harry Reid should resign. So should Nancy Pelosi. So should Barack Obama. But, I digress on the last two.

It's Reid in the news for his comment about Obama not having a "Negro dialect." I never thought I would back Reid on anything, but on this one I don't see a problem.

Obama doesn't have a Negro dialect. Al Sharpton does. Jesse Jackson does. The latter two are also much darker in skin color than Obama. With Obama, it's as if we didn't elect a black person. He's light skinned and talks like a white person. That in large part helped him to get elected.

Sam Phillips wanted a white person who sounded black, and America, while not necessarily wanting, could accept a black person who sounded white.

Taking all that into consideration, Reid still should resign. But, for the same reason as always. Because he's Harry Reid and what all that amounts to. A pile of cow dung on a forlorn Kansas prairie.
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