This qualifies as news?

Sandra Bullock has moved out and is seeking a divorce. This is news? This is Step 2. 

Step 1: marriage, or a facsimile. Step 2: divorce. That's the Hollywood formula. Why would it draw ink or capture a film frame? What a wasted culture we live in.

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Just one minute, barkeep

It's Daylight Saving Time again.

Turning clocks back in the fall could mean another bar hour since bars tend to close at 2 a.m.

Ixnay.

Bars actually close at 1:59 a.m.

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