Saturday, May 26, 2007

t's to Jim Rome's "ojtakes"

My Freshly Original Top Ten Little-Known Things About O. J. That Might Have Tipped A Jury Were They Aware

(From No. 10 to No. 1, of course)


by Bryce Martin


10. In high school: class cutup.

9. College: class cutter.

8. Pro football: cut-and-slash runner.

7. Title after football: athlete-slash-actor.

6. Role he wanted to play in Rocky: cut man.

5. Favorite movie cue: "Cut!"

4. Favorite music purchases: cutouts.

3. Favorite movie: Cutter's Way.

2. On the dance floor has been known to: cut a rug.

1. In people situations that make him uncomfortable

he is prone to: cut a trail.


My list here first appeared in 2001 on Jim Rome's website in his "ojtakes" section.

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