"I Got Those State Fair Gastro-Intestinal Blues"

The funnel on that cake must have been the tailend of a tornado
It must have been the biggest stuffed potato ever out of Idaho
My triple corndog contained three times more corndog than the recommened daily allowance.
The hard lemonade was way too hard
I think those bomb pops had some real bombs inside
Someone forgot to dehorn the elk burger
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"Keep a Cool Tool, a Firm Worm and Don't Let Your Meat Loaf"
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"Geraldine, the Bus Stop Queen"

Every morning at eight and evening at five
All those workin' boys come alive
Those are the times she's on the scene
Geraldine, the bus stop queen

She's got curves and long, long stems
A shape like a goddess in a museum
I'll get another peek if I have to lean
Geraldine, the bus stop queen

chorus:
Pedal pushers and tight capris
Or some faded old blue jeans
Geraldine, you beat all I've ever seen
Geraldine, the bus stop queen

She's got traffic backed up for miles around
Anybody have a car horn that doesn't sound?
Guys driving in circles and stopping to stare
You'd think it was Marilyn Monroe on the square

bridge:
Hey, somebody loan me a dime
I'm gonna call the help line
I'm addicted to what I've seen
Geraldine, the bus stop queen

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