Vince Young malady spreads to Obamanation
by Bryce Martin


Barack Obama buried his face in his hands and was heard to say, "Those mean Republicans. I can't take it anymore. I'm going away, out of the public eye to find some space."

With that the once apparent heir to the kingdom, leader of the Obamanation, pulled a Vince Young. When the kitchen got hot, he went out to get hot chicken wings.

"I may not come back at all, in any capacity," a close friend of Obama's was said to hear him say. "The great people of Illinois may not have my 'present' vote to back them anymore."

Obama has often reminded citizens that Republicans do not play fair and are misguided and how he is as right as red on lipstick. Many of his supporters are hoping he gets his mind right and continues in his past present form.

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