VP Search for McCain No Problemito
by Bryce Martin

I read (as in "reed" and not "red") where so-called GOP presidential candidate John McCain is mulling over a choice for running mate. Any possible vice-president pick would have to share his views, he said.

Okay, how about the obvious choice, Ted Kennedy?

If you're in for a dime, you're in for a dollar.

Or, to coin a new phrase, if you're in with slime, wallow in slime.
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