Friday, June 08, 2007

How Sopranos finale ends
by Bryce Martin

My prediction:

Safe house is attacked by rival mob leader's henchmen.

Tony escapes, or appears to have, only to get waxed by Paulie Walnuts who lets Tony know he has resented him for a long time now and has worked out a better deal for himself with the other side.

Tony's wallet somehow ends up on the floor with it unfolded and Tony's driver's license is splattered with his blood (this is some metaphor we're supposed to attach to classical drama).

And, since the show relies so much on song clips to set the tone, and because Paulie has a hair style replete with what has been referred to on the show as "wings," in the background plays a Wings song.

What Wings song? Any number of them would do but I'll go with "Band on the Run."

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