Fantasy Sports, Anyone?

Why would anyone play fantasy sports?
That's rhetorical, for me anyway.
I can theorize all the reasons why anyone would, and it still brings me back to the same question: Why would anyone play fantasy sports?
It sounds like some absurdist idea Harold Pinter might have came up with.
I did hear one individual say it helped to keep him up with what was going on.
For me, I call that reading and using my memory.
I hope I never find out the real answer. It would have to be scary.

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