Some things to expect for the upcoming Titans season

-- Peyton Manning will throw more touchdown passes in one game than Vince Young will in a month.
-- Coach Jeff Fisher will say that the one thing he knows for sure opening the season is that his team is ready. They will then commit numerous turnovers and generally look like an imitation of a Chinese fire drill (for you PCers, drop dead).
-- Chris Johnson will run for as many yards vertically as he does horizontally.
-- Chris Simms will find a friend to testify that he really does smoke cigarettes.
-- The Titans will again have no pass rush. None.

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