Which twin has the Toni?
by Bryce Martin

Or, which quip is mine?
Is it:

1. On a clear day you can see Claire Trevor

2. (regarding Jane Fonda and Tom Hayden) The Mork and Mindy of radical chic

3. He gives diarrhea a new egress

4. He has delusions of adequacy

5. (regarding Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker) children of a lesser god

6. After getting caught in an army of lies, as a general rule I received corporal punishment in a private place.

7. He's such a liar he'd lie when the truth would be better

8. (Candy, to anyone, at the Bonanza Bar, Argus, Calif., C. 1965) Hang it in yer ear, Fluffy

9. Pop culture is an oxymoron

10. Oxymoron is probably an oxymoron.

Unfortunately for me, I guess you could say, it is No. 6. Quipping is something I'm still working to improve after all these years.

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